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Source: Dear KA

 

Dear KAPosted by anonymous 11/20/2009 10:09 PM | Last Reply 11/27/2009 02:44 AMTo all you shaggy-haired, vinevard vined, blue-tint sunglassed, khakied, old-slave money troglodytes who hibernate in the caves of their great-grandfather’s financial expeditions:

Take a moment to realize that when you graduate, your “Order” will become chaos and that hot girl that fucked you after doing Pablo Escobar’s personal kilo of coke will, in the real world, never willingly place her hand on your dick unless you do it for her after incapacitating her by dropping your Range Rover’s spare tire on her from the DKE balcony.

More importantly, you will all have to buy gym memberships (Peyton, I’m looking at you).

The letters “KA” will have no significance outside of their proper place in the English alphabet.

Oh, and the coke will catch up to you.

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  10 votes report
Posted by anonymous 11/21/2009 01:50 AMSAE, shut the fuck up you’re just jealous we look better despite not having an image coordinator.reply 20 votes report
Posted by anonymous 11/21/2009 03:21 AM SAE, shut the fuck up you’re just jealous we look bett…ive gotta say, the entire campus feels this way. oh except kappa. score!reply 30 votes report
Posted by anonymous 11/21/2009 03:45 PM ive gotta say, the entire campus feels this way. oh exc…AGREEDreply 40 votes report
Posted by anonymous 11/21/2009 06:44 PMthere some racist fucksreply 50 votes report
Posted by anonymous 11/23/2009 04:18 PMchubby bunnies!reply 60 votes report
Posted by anonymous 11/23/2009 08:39 PM chubby bunnies!…cocainereply 70 votes report
Posted by anonymous 11/27/2009 02:32 AMka sucks a big one. i wish they would get kicked off campus. somebody accidentally leave your coke stash in the lounge so you can get caught and go far far away. reply 80 votes report
Posted by anonymous 11/27/2009 02:44 AM ive gotta say, the entire campus feels this way. oh exc…KA > SAE
kappa still hangs out with ka more. sae, stop thinking youre cool because 2 of the kappa girls hang out with youreply

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