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Source: Dearest USC,
Dearest USC,Posted by anonymous 03/31/2011 03:38 PM | Last Reply 04/03/2011 06:40 AMHave fun either bagging my groceries or pumping my gas.
Cornell (your future bosses)
And don’t even think of asking us for that entry level analyst position in i-banking. Don’t even consider it with your scum Southern California degree.0 votes reportreply 10 votes report
Posted by anonymous 03/31/2011 03:44 PMCornell, huh?
Couldn’t get into a real Ivy?reply 20 votes report
Posted by anonymous 03/31/2011 03:48 PMhave fun not getting pussy and jumping off the Cornell suicide bridge. FYI i-banking hourly wages are comparable to a grocery bagger, but I doubt you could even attain an analyst position seeing as how Cornell is the joke of the ivies.
-USC #winning, Cornell #trollsreply 30 votes report
Posted by anonymous 03/31/2011 04:40 PMDude, you go to the worst school in the Ivy League. Yes, it’s still an Ivy and therefore a great school, but you’re at the bottom of the totem pole there so know your place.
Cornell is only a few slots above USC on the USNWR rankings, so don’t get too excited. And their business schools have the exact same median post-grad salary.
It’s 80 degrees here right now and the beautiful SoCal girls are sunbathing in McCarthy quad. Have fun in Ithaca for the next four years, loser.reply 40 votes report
Posted by anonymous 03/31/2011 06:13 PM Dude, you go to the worst school in the Ivy League. Yes…+1reply 50 votes report
Posted by anonymous 03/31/2011 06:18 PMcool story bro. How bout you spend some time working toward securing your fake high paying job rather than go on other schools ACBs board – loser.reply 60 votes report
Posted by anonymous 03/31/2011 06:25 PMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUFT35S7Jb4&feature;=relatedreply 70 votes report
Posted by anonymous 03/31/2011 08:02 PMFact: More SC kids got bulge bracket i-banking jobs than Cornell kids.reply 80 votes report
Posted by anonymous 03/31/2011 09:29 PMI have quite a few friends at ivies and they all make fun of cornell for being the pussy school of the bunch.
If you want to talk business, Cornell and USC are tied at 10th for business programs. But the difference is that you go to Cornell in freezing middle of nowhere, NY, while I go to the University of Serious Connections in the middle of Los Angeles.reply 90 votes report
Posted by anonymous 03/31/2011 10:23 PM Cornell, huh? Couldn’t get into a real Ivy?…pretty much what i was thinking. Who brags about going to Cornell? Only the five highest ranked ivies matter (Ha,Ya,Pr,Co,Up) no one gives a shit about dartmouth, cornell, or brown lolol.reply 100 votes report
Posted by anonymous 03/31/2011 10:39 PMCornell please,
Get the fuck over yourself. It’s pathetic that your social scene is so desperate you’re forced to check out our board. Then again I’m not surprised, seeing as your school has been titled the School with “The Ugliest/ nerdiest girls in the nation”. Have fun in the abysmal arctic wilderness that is the hick town of Ithaca. Hope you don’t jump off the bridge and kill yourself someday due to the miserable reality that is the pathetic excuse your life.
Also where do you get off saying our degree is worth scum? A lot of our students were accepted into Cornell (and higher tier Universities) and turned it down because it’s so fucking miserable. reply 110 votes report
Posted by anonymous 04/01/2011 12:14 AMtsk tsk tsk, Typical USC kids thinking they will someday reach our level or even by some magical force, surpass our level.
Know your role USC. Know that we will always be above you guys while you also live in the shadows of UCLA, UCB, Stanford, & Caltech.
The jobs we get with 2.5 GPAs are the jobs only your peers with 3.9s could get.
On Behalf of Cornell,
Know your role. Stay in your place. Have a great night.reply 120 votes report
Posted by anonymous 04/01/2011 12:18 AMHey you know why Cornell sucks?
You.reply 130 votes report
Posted by anonymous 04/01/2011 12:20 AMWhy don’t you guys stop posting here and go get national attention for something.
Poor jealous Cornell.
P.S. Lacrosse is for rich pussy bitches, and I thought that was supposed to be our stereotype!reply 140 votes report
Posted by anonymous 04/01/2011 12:24 AM Why don’t you guys stop posting here and go get nationa…Is that really the best you got? Picking on our lacrosse team? Stanford rejects just never learn.
And the fact that you all continue to bring this “worst ivy league” argument into the picture shows just how dense you all are.
When you can make it into our league then we can talk. reply 150 votes report
Posted by anonymous 04/01/2011 12:25 AM tsk tsk tsk, Typical USC kids thinking they will someda…Is this how you Cornell kids spend your Thursday nights? Gossiping on other people’s boards? reply 160 votes report
Posted by anonymous 04/01/2011 12:30 AM tsk tsk tsk, Typical USC kids thinking they will someda…Everyone knows the Ivies inflate the hell out of their grades. Something like 80% of their students graduate with “honors” of some kind.
If you seriously graduated Cornell (the lowest Ivy league school) with a 2.5 you have to be the biggest fucking dumbass in the world, and the only i-Banking job you’re going to get is in the secretary pool.
Somebody should repost the OP’s comment on the Princeton and Harvard ACB’s. They’d laugh their asses off at this dude.reply 170 votes report
Posted by anonymous 04/01/2011 12:31 AM Is this how you Cornell kids spend your Thursday nights…Cornell: #15
Cornell Admissions rate: 18% (this year)
USC Admissions rate: 24%
Cornell Endowment: 4.4 billion
USC endowment: 2.94 billion
Cornell Rhodes Scholars: 5+
USC Rhodes Scholars: 2
What exactly are we arguing again? That USC is a better school than Cornell???? God, I sure hope that’s not the argument.reply 180 votes report
Posted by anonymous 04/01/2011 12:33 AM Everyone knows the Ivies inflate the hell out of their …Dude, suck a dick and go to sleep. You sound like a fucking moron. Yale and Harvard are the ivys that are notorious for grade inflation. Not Cornell. You actually have to work hard at Cornell. But you wouldn’t know that since you don’t attend an Ivy. Now you see why staying in your place is vital?reply 190 votes report
Posted by anonymous 04/01/2011 12:47 AMI’m sure all the Cornell kids appreciate this random kid tooling around on other schools acb’s….reply