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Definition of a Southerner

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04/25/2011 01:44 AM

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<br>1. A breed of ignorant, inbred, illiterate lowlives living in the Southern-half of the United States.
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<br>2. People who enjoy flying Confederate flags and drinking beer that tastes similar to piss.
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<br>3. A group of people that believes the Civil War is still going on and/or that the South won the Civil War.
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<br>4. Southerners can be distinguished from Northerners by the absense of teeth and a vocabulary.
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<br>this includes you, Virginia.

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04/25/2011 01:44 AM

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<br>Stay away, stay away
<br>You don’t belong in Dixie

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04/25/2011 01:46 AM

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Being in the South is living a life of tradition. 1) hair gel went out of style in middle school 2)Tank tops are for fags 3) Shirts from express for men are for realllly big fags 4) you can’t drive for shit 5) stop mooching off three-4 different sports teams 6) techno went out of style in middle school as is for fags 7) you’re a fag 8) Why do you drink piss?

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04/25/2011 01:49 AM

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You are contradicting yourself. You hate the south, yet you live here 9 months out of the year. If you hate it so much, I personally stake my life on the fact that everyone here would love it if you left and never came back. Pile in your little shit car with your yellow license plate and go back to your smelly fucking state
<br>”New Jersey, armpit of the US, asshole of the United States”-Ben Franklin

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04/25/2011 11:25 AM

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Go on back home. If it is so terrible and we are such bad people than go to Rutgers or somewhere else. We’ve had enough of your Yankee invasions in the 1800s we really don’t need the one you all have started now.

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04/25/2011 04:49 PM

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You complain when northerners make fun of your way of life yet all i see on a consistent basis is the southerners attack the northern way of life. The claim is being made that there is no tradition in the north when you could not be more the fuck wrong. Family is the most important thing to us, friends as well. Oh yeah, not everyone from New Jersey dresses like that and so what if they do? I’m not giving you shit for wearing croakies and shorts that are dangerously close to your balls. So, shut the fuck up southerners and lets just leave it at the north and the south are completely different and that they will never be anything close to similar.
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<br>One last thing, FUCK THE SOUTH ALL YOU SCUMBAG MOTHERFUCKERS
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<br>-New Jersey

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04/25/2011 05:34 PM

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“Oh yeah, not everyone from New Jersey dresses like that and so what if they do?” ?????????
<br>That sentence makes no sense, oh yeah because you are stupid fucking piece of garbage, you have no brain cells left from spray tan and hair gel inhalation. You think you are tough because you watch the jersey shore or something, and those guys take steroids, so you must be strong! Why don’t you meet me on the quad today, wear a shirt that says “I’m with stupid” and I’ll come beat the living fuck out of you, all the way back to your peasant state, you unproportioned, smelly, hair gelled, greasy shit.

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04/26/2011 01:28 AM

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woah a tough guy from the south saying he could beat my ass on college acb grow up you piece of shit maybe if people didn’t say my state sucked so much, i wouldnt be so quick to defend it, oh wait wouldnt you do the same thing if i said virginia sucks? and yeah i came here for school so the fuck what? get the fuck over the fact that people from the north came here, no one and i mean this with all truth hates on other people like southerners do just because of who they are, what they wear and where they come from. For no fucking reason what so ever. I’ve visited a bunch of colleges in jersey, rutgers, rowan, tcnj, princeton all places where some of my friends go and ive met people from VA and other southern states who go to school there. I brought up this topic when i first met em by saying “so does anyone give you shit for not being from jersey?” and they said no. I was shocked because that’s all that you motherfuckers do down here. All you do is judge, so why dont you all just grow the fuck up and get over the fact that not everyone is going to be like you. You know drink moonshine, have sex with their siblings, beat their wives and talk like retards. You may call it the armpit of the US or whatever the fuck else, but tell me when you actually go up there and see if new jersey is what you think it is. Im willing to bet none of you have actually been there
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<br>-New Jersey

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04/26/2011 01:50 AM

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Regardless of your position on the South, if you go here, then you live here for those 9 months of the year. Talk your shit, complain, whine, dress like Federline, do what you will because at the end of the day all I see is the 27 grand a year you pass on down to the glorious Commonwealth to support our backward-ass lifestyles. Thank you
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<br>-Q

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04/30/2011 08:09 AM

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i agree man, in Jersey we honestly dont care if your from VA or not, but down here everyone gives us shit if were from Jersey. Some people need to grow up.

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