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I’m a senior, I am social, and I don’t give a fuck about fratsPosted by anonymous 08/25/2009 08:43 PM | Last Reply 10/20/2009 07:25 PMI could outdrink any of you and I fuck cheerleaders. Frats and Greek life suck, and if you disagree you probably need to pay to have friends. They create a stupid social dichotomy between haves and have-nots on campus. And you sorority girls that are so fucking OBSESSED with Greek culture, rush, cliques, etc — i.e., most of you who post on CollegeACB — I hate your shallow guts with the white-hot intensity of a thousand Suns.
All that being said, I wish more non-Greeks would socialize. Non-Greek guys, stop being so goddamn awkward. Asking a girl over to drink some wine or watch movies or go out on a date is NORMAL, and if you are too awkward to do this IN COLLEGE then I shudder to think what the rest of life will be like for you.
Non-Greek girls, stop being so uppity and cockblocking your friends just because you’re jealous someone wants to fuck them. Rechannel your envious rage into the elliptical machines at Blomquist, for God’s sake. Go to the Keg and whore out every once in a while, it’s healthy and only in college will you be able to write off your drunken flings without anyone actually giving a shit.
Jesus Christ, can’t we all just get along?
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Posted by anonymous 08/25/2009 08:47 PM”Jesus Christ, can’t we all just get along? “
and fuck a lot? fingers crossed…reply 20 votes report
Posted by anonymous 08/25/2009 08:48 PMlol date mereply 30 votes report
Posted by anonymous 08/25/2009 09:29 PM lol date me…where are you hiding? seriouslyreply 40 votes report
Posted by anonymous 08/25/2009 09:45 PMAs I commented on a similarly long post
“Dude, you could have been productive and jacked off during the time it took to write this.”reply 50 votes report
Posted by anonymous 08/25/2009 09:51 PMCheck it out:
FRAT FRAT FRAT!
You hate on Greek life and bemoan the fact that everyone who isn’t Greek on this campus is socially crippled.
I’m sorry that you didn’t realize your freshman year that joining Greek is the Faustian bargain that anybody who wants to be social makes. Seriously, I’m sorry. That blows.reply 60 votes report
Posted by anonymous 08/25/2009 09:56 PM Check it out: FRAT FRAT FRAT! You hat…It actually does blow. I wish someone would’ve told me when I decided not to rush that 90% of non-Greeks north of Ridge and Davis are socially retarded :/reply 70 votes report
Posted by anonymous 08/25/2009 10:11 PM It actually does blow. I wish someone would’ve told m…i love hot people who are socially retarded and there are quite a few of those ;)reply 80 votes report
Posted by anonymous 08/26/2009 01:25 AMTotally agree with the original poster. I really wish Greek Life wasn’t so goddamn important to everybody at this school. Just because some older guys with a huge non-deserved ego like you doesn’t mean you are cool…reply 90 votes report
Posted by anonymous 08/26/2009 09:09 AM i love hot people who are socially retarded and there a…socially retarded hot people= the best kindreply 100 votes report
Posted by anonymous 08/27/2009 12:23 AMWhy was “Suns” capitalized? Is this some quote from some book I haven’t read because I’ve been busy not fucking cheerleaders?reply 110 votes report
Posted by anonymous 08/27/2009 03:27 AMwow your able to fuck our super slutty cheeleaders. Have you seen those girls at the keg? You must be such a stud. You should have rushed pike and kicked our ass during game time.reply 120 votes report
Posted by anonymous 08/28/2009 10:17 PMour cheerleaders are ugly. not impressive.reply 130 votes report
Posted by anonymous 08/30/2009 03:56 AMshut the fuck up about wine and the elliptical you fucking fruitcakereply 140 votes report
Posted by anonymous 09/30/2009 12:05 AMhahhhahaha you fuck cheerleaders? they are the ugliest girls on campus by FAR. reply 150 votes report
Posted by anonymous 09/30/2009 02:15 AMThank you for finally bringing something meaningful to the dreaded website that is college acb. Non- Greeks are just as social as Greeks. I’m a Junior, go out all the time with my non greek friends and we have a blast. Who the fuck gives a shit about greek life anyway? I am cool without relying on a phony label I could have been branded with as a freshman. I feel like the only shit that is ever posted on this website is greek related…time to mix it up and call em out on it! And yes to telling awkward guys it’s time to grow a pair. Dates and movie nights are fun. Where have you been?reply 160 votes report
Posted by anonymous 09/30/2009 03:01 AMi’m laughing because i know exactly who this is
thanks jmreply 170 votes report
Posted by anonymous 09/30/2009 08:52 PMim just kiddin yall i dont give a fuck about darfur!reply 180 votes report
Posted by anonymous 10/03/2009 08:44 PMso… does anyone else hang out with both greek and non-greek students? or is that just some super-weird thing that only i do. reply 190 votes report
Posted by anonymous 10/04/2009 06:11 AM so… does anyone else hang out with both greek and non…no my friends are like half greek half non greek. i live with a mix of greek and non greeks, and my friends date a mix of greeks and non greeks. it shouldnt’ be that weird, but on this campus…it seems to be. mostly because the portion of non greeks who are cool and social is pretty small, although they make up for numbers with awesomeness. reply