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Source: lmfao the TOS for this website says you have to pay the Owner $1,000…

06/02/2011 02:57 PM

*exotic toothbrush*

lmfao the TOS for this website says you have to pay the Owner $1,000 for each time you shit talk another student

a. If you post a message that
(1) impersonates any person or entity;
(2) falsely states or otherwise misrepresents your affiliation with a person or entity; or
(3) that includes personal or identifying information about another person without that person’s explicit consent, you agree to pay Owner one thousand dollars ($1,000) for each such message. This provision does not apply to Content that constitutes lawful non-deceptive parody of public figures.

b. If Owner establishes limits on the frequency with which you may access the Service, or terminates your access to or use of the Service, you agree to pay Owner one hundred dollars ($100) for each message posted in excess of such limits or for each day on which you access Owner in excess of such limits, whichever is higher.

c. If you send unsolicited email advertisements to Owner email addresses or through Owner computer systems, you agree to pay Owner twenty five dollars ($25) for each such email.

d. If you post Content in violation of the TOU, other than as described above, you agree to pay Owner one hundred dollars ($100) for each Item of Content posted. In its sole discretion, Owner may elect to issue a warning before assessing damages.

e. If you aggregate, display, copy, duplicate, reproduce, or otherwise exploit for any purpose any Content (except for your own Content) in violation of these Terms without Owner’s express written permission, you agree to pay Owner three thousand dollars ($3,000) for each day on which you engage in such conduct.

if you think i’m trolling, click “Terms of Use” and ctrl+f

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06/02/2011 05:34 PM

*military pancake*

goddamn once I find out who this retarded Owner is i’m going to stab him in the fucking esophagus and then stuff my $100 bill into the wound

(WGKTA)

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06/02/2011 07:02 PM

*capable potato*

Lol
-Michael Roth

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06/03/2011 07:33 AM

*tested badger*

This doesn’t even make sense. Is this even legal?

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06/03/2011 10:09 PM

*equable rat*

I second the “is it legal?” question. You’d think you’d have to pay damages to the person you talk about, rather than the site owner, if any at all. Seriously, wtf?

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06/04/2011 12:09 AM

*disturbed coat*

it’s not legal, because there is no contract because there is no “consideration” (ie, a promise for a promise)

-wes alum/2L law student

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06/04/2011 01:35 AM

admin

Anderson University Indiana, Bowdoin College
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14950

1. The consideration is that you’re using our site. http://arstechnica.com/telecom/news/…says-court.ars

2. We were clearly using this as our primary monetization strategy. Looking back, this was ill-conceived because we fucking hash your IP addresses to ensure your anonymity so that even if we’re subpoenaed we physically couldn’t release your information (see our updated privacy policy), but whatevers.

3. We updated the TOU for the site. We claim that we just copied the Privacy Policy and the TOU from ACB out of sheer laziness, but fuck that. We’re liars. Obviously, like all good college students, we diligently did our own work and, only when you caught us, did we decide to change.

You guys are the best detectives in the world. You’re the hero Wesleyan deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt you because you can take it. Because you’re not our hero. You’re a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

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06/04/2011 01:55 AM

*worried potato*

My hatred for you as a human being is so incredibly strong. I don’t know where you got the money to buy the acb, but you are a dumb, socially ignorant piece of shit who does not know how to meet demand or how to communicate effectively.

Enjoy ownership while your consumer base moves on.

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06/04/2011 02:06 AM

admin

Anderson University Indiana, Bowdoin College
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14950

U mad, bro?

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06/04/2011 02:11 AM

*exotic toothbrush*

taunting “u mad” doesn’t really work when literally everyone is mad at you for valid reasons

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