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Source: next time you try to justify cheating by calling it…

next time you try to justify cheating by calling it “natural”

*lonely bread*

07/08/2011 03:28 AM

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sure, it’s natural. animals usually have more than one partner. but that’s irrelevant. wanna know what else is natural?

Sexual Cannibalism
There are species of spiders where the female will actually eat the male spider trying to infiltrate her reproductive tract. This is because the sex ratio and environment makes it so that the probability of a male finding another female is so low that it’s better to stick around and get eaten than to run away, try to mate again, and run the risk of having no successful copulations. It’s sort of like hitting a baseball and watching to see whether you got a home run or someone caught you out… only afterward, you get eaten. In some ways, though, it’s a win-win: males get to pass on their genes, and females get dinner.

Date Rape
Fruit flies can essentially “drug” their potential mates with seminal fluid, which consists of a cocktail of proteins, one of which may act as a sort of aphrodisiac. The hermaphroditic garden snail grows an appendage called a “love dart,” which, if fired, will pierce the skin of another snail and inject into its body a sac of mucus, used for widening the sperm-receiving tract.

Deceptive Cross-Dressing
If you’re a Cuttlefish and you’re not an alpha male, you might be out of luck. Turns out some fish just get all the girls. Subsequently, the alpha males protect their females fiercely. However, Cuttlefish can change color rapidly, and some males use this as a strategy to mimic females and sneak into another male’s mating territory. Then, while the alpha male is busy getting it on with a female Cuttlefish in his harem, the subordinate male will attempt to snag a mate. And you thought Mrs. Doubtfire was a comedy.

Incest
In the animal kingdom, incest is rampant. In an extreme case, all matings of the mite Acarophenax occur within the body of the mother. That means that the mites have no choice but to have sex with their siblings. Then, in a rather gruesome turn of events, once the offspring have mated, the females burst from their mother’s abdomen, killing her along with their brothers.

so next time you want to think of some bullshit excuse to justify your infidelity, remove “it’s natural” from your list of possible excuses.

*kaput porpoise*

07/08/2011 03:50 AM

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sure, it’s natural. animals usually have more than one partner. but that’s irrelevant. wanna know what else is natural?

Sexual Cannibalis…

Cool storry brah.`

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07/08/2011 03:57 AM

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sure, it’s natural. animals usually have more than one partner. but that’s irrelevant. wanna know what else is natural?

Sexual Cannibalism

lets start doing this stuff too.

*vigorous fairy*

07/08/2011 04:43 PM

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sure, it’s natural. animals usually have more than one partner. but that’s irrelevant. wanna know what else is natural?

Sexual Cannibalism

date rape and acting like a female? sounds like pike and sig chi to me…

*flowery zebra*

07/08/2011 10:17 PM

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sure, it’s natural. animals usually have more than one partner. but that’s irrelevant. wanna know what else is natural?

Sexual Cannibalism

sorry u got cheated on…variety is the spice of life….and that absolutely applies to pussy hahah….sucks u got hurt to the point where u had to research a post for acb

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07/10/2011 06:49 AM

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sorry u got cheated on…variety is the spice of life….and that absolutely applies to pussy hahah….sucks u got hurt to the point where u…

Ummm well yeah I’ve been cheated on but that was a long time ago, and for your information I didn’t “research” anything for acb. I found all of that information in an article that I found on stumbleupon and it reminded me of all the acb posts I had seen in the past where guys would say that they cheat because it’s “natural” and because it’s “human nature,” and I just thought those guys should see how dumb they look when they say that.

And if variety is “the spice of life,” great! That’s wonderful, if you want to hook up with a ton of girls, more power to you. Just stay single then! I don’t care when guys hook up with a lot of girls it just bothers me when they have a girlfriend on the side- it’s gross.

*flowery zebra*

07/11/2011 03:26 PM

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Ummm well yeah I’ve been cheated on but that was a long time ago, and for your information I didn’t “research” anything for acb. I found all…

i mean nah it is human nature i gotta spread that seed around lonely bread haha, THRILLED i have your approval…..u just gotta know like guys dont want girlfriends i just wanted like 20 summer romances haha

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