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Source: Sex Life Tips: For Girls

05/02/2011 04:31 PM

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Sex Life Tips: For Girls

1. When performing oral sex, take his penis in your hand and shove the rest of it in your mouth. When this part is complete start to “slobber” all over it. Activate your salivary glands by thinking of a digorno, and get very sloppy. The slipper the better.
<br>2. When performing oral sex go really hard for a little and then desperately gasp for air. Just remember that a slow and/or reluctant blowjob is a bad blowjob. Sell out!
<br>3. During intercourse take the man’s hands and lead them gently to your neck and then tighten the grip and remove your hands from his. From here, allow the male to experiment with how much air you get to receive.
<br>4. If you have the dexterity try seductively taking the guys belt off, and place your forehead directly in the center of the belt and wrap the two other sides around a bed post, and fasten it so it is tight and secure, making your head immovable. Then let him plow your throat. Hell think that’s really sexy. (This works best with ring belts or leather woven belts) (also, if the male is polish and does not own a belt, this maneuver can be replaced with a shoestring)
<br>5. Try drawing back for a second during intense intercourse and slide as many digits as you can (on one hand) in your vaginal orifice without looking desperate. If you don’t believe the male is getting the full effect, try spitting on yourself!
<br>6. If you see something in the room that you might want to wear during sex, throw it on!
<br>7. Now that it is spring, keep your look in season and keep your skirt on and let him ram you tenderly and respectfully from behind.
<br>8. If you have large breasts, incorporate them in to everything you do.
<br>8. Don’t force him to wear a condom, let him make the decision for once.
<br>9. If you insist on having the man wear an uncomfortable condom, either seductively take it off him when he’s done or if he beats you to it, slowly take it out of his hand roll it up into a little ball and swallow it, that will be sure to make your man go wild.
<br>10. Don’t be afraid to be an object, if he says he won’t tell anyone, trust him.

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05/02/2011 04:31 PM

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8. Don’t force him to wear a condom, let him make the decision for once.
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<br>wow I’m a guy but this is really, really stupid.

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05/02/2011 04:32 PM

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lol this is fucking ridiculous. please stop giving people advice about sex, sounds like you want to spread aids and STDs
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<br>8. Don’t force him to wear a condom, let him make the decision for once.
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05/02/2011 07:20 PM

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is no one bothered by #3??? “allow the male to experiment with how much air you get to receive.” as if BREATHING is a privilege during sex?
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<br>You’re extremely twisted.

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05/02/2011 07:30 PM

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Y’all niggas postin’ in a troll thread.

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05/02/2011 10:00 PM

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well you’re actually a nigger. so get the fuck out.

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05/02/2011 10:12 PM

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(also, if the male is polish and does not own a belt, this maneuver can be replaced with a shoestring)
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<br>That is very uncalled for. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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05/02/2011 10:30 PM

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HILARIOUSLY AWESOME!

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05/03/2011 02:39 AM

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11. when giving a rim job… it is considered common courtesy to give him a reach-around as well (Wise men know it as the rusty trombone)

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05/03/2011 05:33 AM

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I don’t see how any of these requests are unreasonable

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